Hello, I'm Jordan. Blogging what I want when I want. I like it. I like to blog things that interest me. :)

 

jesusfreakinglucifer:

jesusfreakinglucifer:

jesusfreakinglucifer:

Apocalypse update from Canada: Everything is in ruins. Canada is in devastation. The moose have begun forming their own government; we are waiting for their next move.

UPDATE: THE MOOSE HAVE BEGUN HERDING THE HUMANS. I HAVE BEEN SEPARATED FROM MY FAMILY. I CANNOT SEE THEM, I CAN ONLY SEE ANTLERS.

A FRIENDLY GROUP OF VIGILANTE MOOSE HAVE TAKEN ME IN. AT DAWN, WE RIDE.

(Source: wallylives)

tasteslikecum:

i just wanna stay in bed. be in this blanket burrito i have going on.