erikfos: mcdammit: How to flirt: Say smooth suave sexy things like Sit on my penis Touch my penis I wish I were helicase so I could unzip your genes Do romantic things like: Ask to see a girl’s boobs Shave dollar signs into your pubes Lay your balls on her head while she’s sleeping Lmaoo
My school's German teacher is obsessed with...
kristineohkristine: He’s already showed us two in class and has two hundred at home. And his main one, Helmut, has his own Facebook page. LOL