December 2011
hey-beautiful-day:
erikfos:
mcdammit:
How to flirt:
Say smooth suave sexy things like
Sit on my penis
Touch my penis
I wish I were helicase so I could unzip your genes
Do romantic things like:
Ask to see a girl’s boobs
Shave dollar signs into your pubes
Lay your balls on her head while she’s sleeping
Lmaoo
My school's German teacher is obsessed with...
kristineohkristine:
He’s already showed us two in class and has two hundred at home.
And his main one, Helmut, has his own Facebook page.
LOL
